Meet Patrick Pickle He’s a proud and punchy little pickle with a penchant for promoting pickle products. He knows lots of perfectly practical pickle provisions that are sure to please all the pickle loving people. We just adore our pickle pal! Please peruse our plethora of pickle paraphernalia. Patrick Pickle will be pleased!  Mr. Pickle's Pickle Flavored Novelty Toothpaste "Ever seen a pickle with a cavity? - I didn't think so." - Dillon For that night-time pickled fresh breath before bed. That's right, pickles are now fighting cavities - maybe. I wouldn't bet on it - but maybe. If you love pickles, and I know you do, what better way to end your day. The pickle man on the box sure has clean white teeth. Let's both buy this one. My highest rating 10 out of 10 pickles  "It's just a shirt!" - K.Osher While I don't agree with the sentiment that pickles are somehow evil, I still think this shirt is the summer's must have outfit. Let's face it, when it comes to cool, you either got it or you don't. This shirt is strictly for cool guys. Buy this shirt and... I'm sorry, I can't do it! How in the world can you think a pickle is somehow evil? Pickles do nothing but bring joy to the world and some mean spirited T-Shirt designer has to go out and do this. I just don't get it. What have we become people? |
  The tin says "Extra Briny!" and I believe 'em. What kind of pickle gumballs would be "Sort of" briny? We aren't animals people! I know you are thinking you already have enough pickle gumballs at home. But what about in the car? At the office? Your locker at the gym? Not to mention they make great gifts for the kids. Trust me, if I know anything, it's kids love pickles. They make great stocking stuffers for kids of all ages. Isn't your anniversary coming up? Give them to your wife. When your wife says "I Love you" this year you can quickly fire back "Yes, but I Love you pickle much". Boom! Game over, you win. My only rating 10 out of 10 pickles  Ok, I admit it, I lost it a bit on that last one but I'm back now and I'm feeling better. This T-Shirt is more like it. A Shaun of the Dead (huh?) fan favorite preshrunk women's shirt with a delightful "Hello my name is pickle" design. What a great name, pickle. Anyone out there pregnant? Here's comes baby pickle. I like it and the baby won't know any better and if my hunch is right the name pickle will be this year's hit name. |
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 “34 year old SGP with great breathe. Tired of fickle pickles. Looking for fun, friends and maybe more”- Dill the Thrill My favorite pickle product yet. What better way to disguise when you come home pickled than pickle mints. They should be called "Get You Out of a Pickle Mints". No more explaining to the boss, wife or police how you "lost" your pants. One whiff of your pleasant pickle breathe and they'll know. My highest rating 10 out of 10 pickles  "It's time to start thinking outside the jar people" - Stu Pidder Awesome. That's the only word I can come up with to describe this one. Pickles and pouches - the perfect combination. Now you can carry a couple pickles around with you everywhere you go. Going to a school play? Pickle Pouch! Going to church? Pickle Pouch! Coming home from war? Pickle, Pickle, Pickle Pouch! What's wrong with me? 10 out of 10 pickles |
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